Dwight helps Michael prepare for the birth of Jan’s baby. Michael appeases Jan.

Another good episode.

After a late night of drinking following a White Sox game, I woke up with a massive hangover. Thank God , my kids had plans so I didn’t have to entertain them. After a long day, I did a little research on hangover cures on google. Surprisingly, there was not alot of information. The highest recommended cures were

1. Sleep …. not everyone has the luxury
2. Water… Dehydration is the source of the cramps and headaches
3. Vitamin C… Juice from a smoothie is a good start
4. Gatorade… I like the traditional flavor
5. Hot Shower…I take two sometimes
6. Exercise… Sweat out the toxins
7. No Caffeine… It will make you more dehydrated
8. Fresh Fruit… It replenishes the body
9. Greasy Food… I usually do this before I sleep
10. Start drinking again…

Barack Obama misstated a family memory. In this video, he states that his uncle was scarred from liberating Auschwitz in WWII. Couple small problems with that statement. He doesn’t have an Uncle and the Russians liberated Auschwitz. His campaign is restating that it was his great uncle and it was Buchenwald. This one may not be over if those “clarifications” are “misremembered”.

The remote control Fart machine is our Prank of the Day. It works from 100 ft away and includes 15 different sounds.

Hillary Clinton is drawing fire for a response to the question over why she is still in the race. She started out by pointing out that Bill Clinton didn’t clinch the nomination until June. But then the trouble starts. She continued by mentioning that Robert Kennedy was assassinated in June. Is she hanging around waiting for someone to take a shot at Barack Obama?

If you have $250 million laying around then you can buy the highest priced house in the world. Lakshmi Mittal, Britain’s richest man, is the lucky new owner. It is located in Kensington Palace Gardens, West London. It also includes an art collection. Check out the pad.

He promises to give you $1 million dollars if your identity is stolen. I guess he owes himself a big check. Todd Davis, founder of LifeLock, has had 87 attempts to steal his identity with one successful bandit. The bandit managed to get $500 from a payday loan service.

A grey parrot in Japan was found but not lost for long. After transferring to a vet, the parrot began to give his name and address. Authorities confirmed the address and the luck grey parrot found his home again.