I remember as a kid that one of our neighbors would yell at us if we stepped off the sidewalk into “his grass”. It’s too bad they didn’t have the Internet back then. He would have made the list. The list is at Rotten Neighbor. A funny viral site where people post things about their neighbors. Check it out it’s worth a laugh.

Here is a screenshot. Just enter the address and write whatever you want.

Some examples

Old Coot

Old man on 1100 block of Grant thinks he owns street. Glared prior to moving in, while moving in, and continues to glare. Constantly calls police with fictitious lies. Nothing better to do with himself. Needs to get a LIFE!

Trashy neighbor

Our neighbor is dirty, he keeps all his junk in his yard. He keeps 4-5 trucks/cars in his driveway which make the street look horrible. He can’t fit his cars in the garage because it is filled with junk. I have complained he just laughs. Watch out for this house.

Just a Mess

Where to start? Trash all over their yard and in the street (when they moved in a dirty diaper fell out of their car at the curb, where it remained). The grass grows to a foot or more in height before they get around to mowing it. Trash bins remain at the curb for days after pickup. Sales flyers are left on the driveway until they rot. The little girl is a Holy terror. For example, she opens my mailbox after delivery. “She’s just curious” they say. Yeah, after all, it’s just a felony, why should anyone care?